
Look over there! It’s a ‘Hairy Coo’ (Cow). We have all seen them, but it is still cool to see them in their natural environment. The Scottish highland. Just look at the horns on the blighter! Actually, the bull put those horns to some use while we were there. You see that Asian kid with the brand new North Face puffy jacket, he got his photo with the Coo and started to walk away, at this point the Coo turned and flicked its head slightly. The tip of his horn caught and split up the back of his jacket, it was so quick and split it wide open (about 20cm long). Fluffy down was flying everywhere. I personally couldn’t stop laughing, the tip of the Coos horns had little clumps of fluff on it :+)
The story behind this chapel is this: This guys mother was getting old and sick, and could no longer make the trip to the local church. So her son single handily, with no prior architectural experience made this chapel. It is very impressive, and pulls various styles from all around in its construction. Never afraid to preach my ideas, I felt quite at home at the top of the alter, commanding my flock.
For lunch we went to a 300 year old pub, it was heavy from the freshly lit smoky coal fire. And you could just feel the atmosphere in there, given a middle of winter blizzard, you could imagine people stuffed in there, fires lit at both end of every room (there were almost two fire places in every room) and each person with a bottle of whiskey.
After lunch we went to Stirling, where there is a monument to William Wallace, at which point our guide pulled the movie of Braveheart to complete pieces, removing any and all feeling that it was slightly based on reality. After that we headed through Glasgow and on to Edinburgh to fly home.
Transport woes
So. We are in Edinburgh, it is raining and we have about 2 hours to get to the airport for our flight home. We had told our friend Chris that we couldn’t meet him for a feed (and scab a ride to the airport), so we were going to catch the bus. So we get directions and start searching for the bus stop, we can’t find it. We start to ask people slowly starting to get nervous about the time. People point us to the bus station, about 5 minute walk away, now to me this sounds like an obvious place to catch a bus to the airport, people come in from all over the country, you get on another bus and get to the airport. But no. There is no bus to the airport from there, so we are starting to get towards panic mode (i.e about spend lots of cash on a taxi) when I start ignoring the individuals and start asking groups and mobs of people in the hope one of them knows where the stop is. One person did, and we found it. Pretty much out of the way and not on any main roads.
We get into Gatwick about 11:30, there are no direct trains to our place so we jump on the next one to East Croydon which is normally where you change to get on another train to our place. But it is Sunday night and by the time we get there, we missed the last train by about 2 ½ hours. So we go outside to hopefully catch a bus (we are still a long way from home, about a £40-£50 taxi ride). We were actually lucky enough to find a night bus line, which went pretty, close to our place; it would drop us off at about a 20-minute walk away. Waiting at the bus stop for an hour we realise its not coming. Stopping another bus we ask the driver were it was and he tells us that it doesn’t stop here, the sign is wrong. The sign is wrong. I am livid. On the point of tearing the pole down and beating the bus with it. We go down to were the bus actually stops, wait another 30 minutes, get on and get home in time to get up at 6:30 for work the next morning.